Number 1 Senate bros’ detective agency
Starring JD Vance: Pet Detective and Marco Rubio: Data Detective.
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Hot takes (after a long week of rising dread)
If Trump loses, Senators JD Vance and Marco Rubio should join forces to open the Number 1 Bros’ Detective Agency.
Senator Vance = Pet Detective.
Senator Rubio = Data Detective.
Postscript to Rubio's “fake jobs” conspiracy theory
After the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) released the October numbers today November 1st, Senator Rubio tweeted:
They just revised down the estimated job gains in both August & September by a combined 112,000. Remember last month when I said the jobs report from Biden-Harris were fakes used by media to give them positive headlines? I told you so!
If Senator Rubio was correct that the BLS was faking the jobs numbers last month to make the Biden-Harris administration look good, what could explain BLS revising the jobs numbers down 4 days before the election?
One possibility is that the BLS fakers panicked after Senator Rubio exposed their fakery on October 4th. Knowing that Trump will likely be elected this coming Tuesday and that Rubio as incoming Secretary of State will tell the new Secretary of Labor about BLS skullduggery, the BLS bunglecrats desperately tried to save their own jobs by revealing the true numbers today 4 days before the election.
The other possibility is that the BLS is staffed by dedicated professionals who do their best providing an up-to-date picture of the American job market. Revisions to past estimates are normal as new data come in.
JD Vance: Pet Detective
I can’t take credit for this one.
The anonymous lawprofblawg tweeted this on September 10th.
Jimmy Kimmel called Senator Vance Acehole Ventura on September 12th.
And, I have adapted my title from the book series by Sir Alexander McCall Smith.